last night
I watched my friend
paint
a picture.
and then paint right
over it
and start
again.
she has done this
like,
five times already.
evidently
being a perfectionist
is
never
easy.

Drew Exell - 2010

some people like
to proclaim this
like its some kind of radical
statement
but
I don't mind
being a number.

just so long as it's
number
one.

Drew Exell - 2010

biceps of iron,
pecs of steel,
a washboard stomach
and
a big, fat neck
are no match
for a well-timed
kick
in
the
balls.

Drew Exell - 2010

can someone please
tell me
how on Earth
this God-forsaken,
hideous,
SIN of a haircut
managed to come back
in fashion?!

just because the girl
at Toni & Guy
told you it was
cool
doesn't mean
it actually
is.

Drew Exell - 2010

should be shot,
at dawn,
with little ceremony.

Drew Exell - 2010

look absolutely
fucking
fine.

for the love
of God
put the brush
DOWN!

Drew Exell - 2010

a big spider tattoo
on her chest,
an even
BIGGER
spider pendant hanging
right
next to it,
a black and lacy
web-themed top.

do you think
she likes spiders
much
or
what??

Drew Exell - 2010

everyone tells you
that you've been
acting
crazy
and nothing makes sense
consider
that they may just
be
right.

Drew Exell - 2010

I don't know why I bother
with it.

in 4 years
it has become painfully
clear
that they couldn't
organise
a piss up
on their own
doorstep.

on the other
hand,
it is, only 5 minutes
away.

Drew Exell - 2010

Drew Exell - 2010